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	<pubDate>Fri,  10 Apr 2007 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>Xbox Live Arcade’s Summer of Games! Review</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=74</link>
				<description>Read as I find a reason to complain about five amazing games coming out in five weeks.</description>
				<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:36:12 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Remaking Games: Why do I buy you?</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=73</link>
				<description>Why do we buy things that we already own?  Come feel stupid with me while I lament my choices.</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:52:44 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>An open letter to Capcom regarding Dead Rising 2</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=72</link>
				<description>Who needs to be passive-aggressive when you can just email confusing letters.</description>
				<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:42:55 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Top Worst: Xbox Live Achievements</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=71</link>
				<description>Games you don't use to pad your Gamer Score.</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 15:45:11 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Top five worst: Games to play drunk</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=70</link>
				<description>Games not to game and drunk too, in no order!</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:59:27 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Things I Have a Problem With - &quot;Assorted Fruit&quot;</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=69</link>
				<description>Part 2 of One. Shockery. Eddie-Murphy-Approved. Lime would also be good.</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:06:35 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>bucko</author>
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				<title>Things I Have a Problem With - &quot;Regards!&quot;</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=68</link>
				<description>Part 1 of One. Artistically empty artistically. </description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:58:33 -0700</pubDate>
				<author>bucko</author>
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				<title>I hate Harvest in the Heartland</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=67</link>
				<description>I found the worst game I could come up with and put that up for Varms' 5th Year birthday.</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:47:07 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Error in Innovation: Switchblade controller</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=66</link>
				<description>I really enjoy pretending I am witty, but in all honesty shooting fish in a barrel is kind of my thing.</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:06:41 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>As seen in Warcraft: YOU ARE NOT DANE COOK</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=65</link>
				<description>They say that writing a letter with all of your hate in it is a good way to calm down about things.  It didn't work, I hate him even more now.</description>
				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:58:06 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Top 4 comic book series you didn’t read last year</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=64</link>
				<description>There are comics out there you don't read.  Aren't you glad we are here to help?</description>
				<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:03 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Casualties of war: Game lost in the shuffle of the holiday releases</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=63</link>
				<description>Need some games to pick up in the two months you have until Metal Gear?  Look no further!</description>
				<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:15:13 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Your game fails: Half-Life 2: Toronto Conflict</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=62</link>
				<description>Dear world, just because you make a mod for Half-Life 2 doesn't mean you need to send a press release to every gaming outlet.</description>
				<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:20:44 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Worst Press Release Ever</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=61</link>
				<description>I write news for another website.  I got a terrible press release and decided ot make fun of it.</description>
				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:59:43 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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				<title>Errors in Innovation: Incapable NPCs</title>
				<link>http://varms.net/?aid=60</link>
				<description>No, I refuse to move the story along until you learn to walk</description>
				<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:39:58 -0800</pubDate>
				<author>gillman</author>
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