Your game fails: Half-Life 2: Toronto Conflict   Dec - 16 - 2007

Dear world, just because you make a mod for Half-Life 2 doesn't mean you need to send a press release to every gaming outlet.

-- gillman

Worst Press Release Ever   Dec - 3 - 2007

I write news for another website. I got a terrible press release and decided ot make fun of it.

-- gillman

What to do now that the Burning Crusade is almost out   Jan - 15 - 2007

I try and alienate everyone who reads this site by making fun of WoW

-- gillman

We Should Really Get on that: Time Travel   Apr - 21 - 2007

Of all the amazing breakthroughs in the world, including hangover free booze, why aren't we working on Time Travel?

-- gillman

We Should Really Get on that: Nano-Tech   May - 7 - 2007

Of all the things that we should be working on, I slim the search down to self-serving requests for awesome.

-- gillman

We should really get on that: Education Pills   Aug - 27 - 2007

Not to be one kept down for being fired for no reason, I search for a new job through fake science.

-- gillman

Twice A Year: A Haiku   Mar - 7 - 2007

More feel good faux-Japanese verse brought to you by me, Mr. Sunshine.

-- bucko

Truth: A Haiku   Feb - 28 - 2007

Every day is a struggle.

-- bucko

Top Worst: Xbox Live Achievements   May - 28 - 2008

Games you don't use to pad your Gamer Score.

-- gillman

Top five worst: Games to play drunk   May - 7 - 2008

Games not to game and drunk too, in no order!

-- gillman