So, what makes a good video game? Realism? Not really... realism means you can take one hit or so and then you die... realism means your plane crashes cause you didn't align the thrusters right or something...realism means that you run out of gas... realism means you run out of ammo... realism means no crazy weapons, aliens, monsters... nothing.... fuck realism
So how about complex game play...you know lots of options, things you can do? Hmm... So what does X do again? Does it side step? Fire your primary weapon? Secondary? Tertiary? Does it dive or call in the strike team? WHAT THE FUCK DOES ALL THIS DO AGAIN? No, complex isn’t the way to go...
Graphics? Opps forgot game play
Sound? Ummm may improve a game....but when was the last time you heard "This game was GREAT! There was so much to hear!"
Naked Women? Yes....this is what makes video games great...
naked women. Especially if you get one of those Japanese ones...man...Technical
rape...incest...sodomy...statutory...penis monsters! Ahh yes... the joy of crazy
sex games will never let me down. Think about all the original concepts that
appear! The great graphics! Man... You know you just can't get enough! I was
over in Gamestop the other day lookin at all the new games and I just couldn't
decide what I wanted! I mean the new Anal Rape Master
Game looks good...but how many anal rape games can you play? I mean the first
few were good and all and I really enjoyed playing them...but a forth? Will
it be just more of the same? A list of ways to anally rape people and a time
limit... hmm looks like the fourth has a neat story mode and on-line play...
wow... anally raping people across the world! So I got the game. Last night
I was anally raping some German dude and I said DAMN thank you for making Anal
Rape... the GAME!