You think Microsoft is evil

You think Microsoft is terrible

You hate Microsoft

You can't stand Office, you loathe Power Point...

You have witnessed the horrors of Access First hand?

Well let me tell you something kids... you do not know the horrors of Microsoft until you have used a little known office component known as Microsoft Project....

Microsoft Project is a program that allows you to plan out the schedules and resource uses of a major project. It puts all of the things you have to do into a flowchart. Keeps you organized and on track right? HA HA HA HA… That doesn’t make me laugh.

Sure, you get flowcharts... and you can show them in two styles... I will summarize it here... Style 1: Lines go from box to box causing a jumbled mess that looks like you knitted something, that later fell apart. It is near impossible to figure out which line goes where without getting onto the wrong line because they intersect so much... in short if you have more than 50 items (I have well over 100) it's crap. So that leaves style 2. Style 2 will fix it all right? No prob! YEA RIGHT. Style 2 clumps all the lines going in the same direction together. Unfortunately this also means that lines going from boxes next to or under each other end up bunched together, no matter where they end up...so it is next to impossible to tell where one line begins and where that same lines end. It's all 1 big fucking line. There is no third option... Yes, it sucks, and it sucks HARD. SO, the flowcharts are jumbled messes right? Not of any use to man or beast...but at least it's easy to put together right

HA HA HA HA make me laugh some more

Take everything that makes you angry when you use Excel. The crap with switching boxes. How the contents can change, or delete themselves. All of it. Now, take out ANYTHING that works right. All of it. That's what you are left with. Also, be sure to add in 10 columns that you don't need and of course can't get rid of. Want to add a column you might need... I hope its pre defined... cause creativity is the enemy of the people!

SO this program fuckin sucks... hard. I have to use it for 6 hours a day or so. But I don't HAVE it on my computer at work. So I have to find someone with it and bum their computer. That's just fuckin great... FUCK YOU MICROSOFT....

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