SO many things I could write about this week....so many things...anywhere from how much the new matrix movie sucked (but alas Maddox covered that), to how I can't find any are prints I like for sale (but alas that would bore you people I'm sure), to how much wiccan suck (but alas, covered in the forums) to even how a girl I used to ride the old school bus with its going to prison for a long time (but alas, far to morbid) so, instead of all those great options I'm going to talk about the 2 most useless things I did this week. 1) Obtained a VARMS e-mail address 2)put in a application to be on "The 5th Wheel"

First I said damn it Gillman, if I'm gonna fuckin' write for you every damn week ( He tends to yell at me if I don't [Well IM me in anger]) I want compensation. He offered me some gay sex, but I'm not interested in BUCKO so I said NO DICE. Then he offered me a VARMS e-mail addy. Well fuck, that's the best I'm gettin' out of Gillman... so now YOU yes YOU, can e-mail me at resol@varms.net... give it a try... especially if you are a woman! (Again, I'm not into guys) So why do I consider this a useless thing? Well, as I figure it, no one emails me on my other 2 addresses....even my junk mail address gets sadly lonely... so why add a third to the mix?

Now, on to the 5th wheel... personally it is my second favorite dating show. But Elimidate never called me back so I've moved on, trying for new shows. See, I try to watch dating shows, mainly because I like to laugh at morons. But damn it the idiot guys on these shows never pick the right girl. They always go for the dumb bitch, mainly cause she has big knockers...and as nice as big knockers may be...Ahh these girls are fucking awful...one even cheated on him DURING THE SHOW...he knew....and STILL picked her... MORONS all of them...so the two facts 1) I like to laugh at people and 2) I only get 10 channels on my cable....well I gotta watch something and C-Span can only go for so long....so, well why do I want to actually go on these shows? Simple...I want to act like a jerk on TV. You see very few of these women are actually decent people so why not fuck with 'em? They are all desperate to win so they really will do anything I say...ass luge shot? YOU KNOW IT! Man, the possibilities are endless...I wonder if I could get them to fight for my attention (we are talking REAL violence here people) well I'm sure I don't have to tell you all the fun I would have...and on the off chance that there is a decent girl around hell... who knows!

RESOL wants mail resol@varms.net!