The good People of Varms.Net have sat idly for to long. We can no longer take the injustice that has been pushed in our faces one to many times. It is time we rose up and did something about this threat to our American way of life. It's time we took a STAND for out moral beliefs and fought for our morals.
What morals you ask? The good people of Varms.Net have those? Well I'm here to say YES WE DO, and we can no longer stand to see the complete lack of filth and foul language on America's Air Waves. Even last night as I was watching a show about the history of the civil war I thought...wouldn't this show be even better if Abraham Lincoln was bangin’ some whores right about now...Wouldn't this be better if the North had a large breasted topless female army... wouldn't this be better if it was a show about two lesbians licking whipped cream off each others boobs??? WOULDN'T IT???
So, The next time you hear Drew Carey say, Darn you Mimi... imagine, just imagine how much cooler that show would be if he had said "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" Imagine, then, he comes home to two lesbians licking whipped cream off each others boobs??? And proclaims “FUCK YEA!” My love affair with TV would come right back.
Or, you are watching the newest show about cops, but instead of chasing the criminal down and arresting him they shoot him the head, and the camera doesn't cut away or any of that other wussy shit. After wards the cops all yell "FUCK YEA!" and go to the titty bar to see two lesbians licking whipped cream off each others boobs??? I'd watch that shit.
The newest game show comes on... A group of men must battle crazed zombies wielding chainsaws... The contest is violent, but the blood soaked winner gets to spend one hour alone with two lesbians licking whipped cream off each others boobs??? Hell, I might have to tape that...
So, what can we, the good and morally just people of Varms.Net do about this attack on out civil liberties? How can we stop the tyranny? Simple… file a complaint about EVERY show you see with the FCC. You can use my form letter:
Dear FCC,
I was watching [name of show] on [name of channel] at [time] and I was disgusted to find out that the show did NOT contain two lesbians licking whipped cream off each others boobs. Please fine the [name of channel] until two lesbians licking whipped cream off each others boobs are on every show and my moral outrage has quitted.
Love,
[your name]
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Send all complaints from the official FCC complaint site.
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