That's right kids. Something funny is about to happen. A meeting of epic poportions. The Circus Comes to the Norfolk Scope...
Now, why is this so funny you ask. Clowns? noo..clowns are'nt that funny. Tigers mauling people? Well that is kinda funny, but we can't count on stuff like that. Elephant's crapping? Ohh, that is fuckin funny as hell.... but I can go to the zoo, and not have to see fuckin clowns. So, what is so funny about the circus coming to Norfolk VA?
Norfolk VA is the home to PETA. That's right, the big evil animal abusing circus comes to the home of the insane crazy stupid People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I just saw a commericial for the circus followed by a commercial against the circus. Let the games begin!
Of course the circus has not actually come yet, so I just will now write what I imagine (dream) will happen:
Big opening night, families are streaming into the arean. PETA shows up.
PETA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THEY ARE NOT BEING NICE TO ANIMALS
Pissed of DAD (POD): Morons
PETA: But the animals
POD: Get out of my way... my kids want to see the animals
PETA: FREE THE WHALES..... I mean, FREE the Tigers..
POD pushes past the PETA guy. The PETA guy gets all pissed off and goes to free the Tigers. Which then eat him. I dunno I lost intrest in this half way though.
Besiddes. You all need a DVD burner. I can copy any DVD. SO rent DVDs. $2.50, (Rental) Blank DVD $1.00, total cost $3.50. Since my video store has every fucking DVD you could ever want... they really do...
I rule!