Dear Cable TV,
I missed you
Love,
RESOL
OK kids... I went for a long streak with the Limited cable service...it was like 10 channels. I could have lived with it. I could have made it. The problem was 2pm. There was nothing on TV even remotely interesting on at 2pm. Check it some time. Look at you locals at 2pm, and if you don't want to gouge your eyes out let me know. I'll laugh at you.
Day Time TV Anyone?
SO, for reasons that include 2pm I got the real cable. (not some kinda fancy digital shit, just regular cable) You know what? 2pm rolls around, it's the first day with my new cable... I'm excited... I'm ready. THERE IS STILL NOTHING FUCKING ON AT 2PM nothing. It sucks. Thanks TV you have failed me once again.
Good show keep getting cancelled...
Tv has a long history of failing me however. Good shows get replaced with crap. Crap gets replaced with even more crap. Crap feeds on crap and you get more crap. I know I'm not the only person that feels this way. What amazes me is that a lot of people LOVE the crap that is spewed though the cable. People talk about reality TV. They actually CARE. I'm sorry but I could care less if Jim dates Sarah or whatever is happening on that shit. TV is for being laughed at. TV reminds me why I hate people.
SO why did I expand my cable? I have the dream and the hope that if I get more channels something will not suck. Something will rock my socks off. Something will give me faith. Though trying to find faith in TV is probably the funniest thing I have ever said. The real reason I want to expand TV....new season of Chappelle's Show....
I know you all think I'm an asshole. That's fine.