Micro Payments are not so Micro
She really smelled like glass in a vagina
I bash people for hating games
The Super Mario Super Drinking Game!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Episode 1
No, I don't want to talk to you.
Stop Playing World of Warcraft.
Ghetto Cereal: Peanut Butter Krunch Heads
Five Worst Inventions of all time!
I take you through the motions of my shitty ass job!
Radio Show Hell: Why I didn't update for awhile
Fun with Halo: Mission of Peace
The SciFi Channel makes terrible movies
The entire list of things I can remember doing before leaving college
I go over the low points of Porn for everyone
We take a trip back to our roots, women hating!
Varms.Net: Election scandal!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Book Review
A Painful Trip Down Memory Lane: The Legend of Zelda
An open ended letter to England
Smoking still isn't good for you
Fake Article: The World's Fattest Ninja
Fake Article: The Hole to Hell
The flu is weak and weeps like a bitch
I can make better cars then people who are paid to design them
Killing those you live with, for fun!
Willy will always be going ape shit in my heart
The Sims Can Suck My Hairy Balls
Gillman's Christmas Craptacualar!!!.
Also I hate the internet and hippies.
A Lesson In Hate From the Master. ME.
The worst food product out there.
The official Varms.Net Candidate for Governor of California
A man who really cares about you
Just thought that I would say something from where it counts. My Wang.
Written, Directed, produced by...
What I would rather do then go to class.
Reason's you just don't get it
You know that you are over compensating for something when...
A public service announcement from VARMS.NET
Fuck it, I'll run over the little shits.