8/06/03 8:44 AM
This Sunday was a hard night for all of us. Shit went down all over the world. Everything from the bacon monster stealing Bucko away to the far off world of never going to happen land, to me telling people that I just wasn't interested in what the fuck they were talking about, and no, I didn't want to go outside, every again, it is fine in my air-conditioned room, and I don't care that I have forgotten what the sun looks like, it is probably better that way in the long run any way.
I only have one reason that I can possibly see that all of these crazy things would happen, that the world would seem to implode in on itself like it has. That one reason?
The Man Show went off the air. Never again will be be witness to suck wonderful antic's of Adam and Jimmy, never again will I be able to partake in images such as this:
Adam and Jimmy were just ahead of there time, that is all. They were just to early in the game to understand that the world isn't ready for such a wonderful show. A show that you didn't have to think through, that that you didn't have to justify things with a plot, or a point. The show was like taking Baywatch and made it into a talk show, and then turned around and didn't make that talk show suck alot. That is what this show brought to the world, things that didn't suck. Does that picture above suck? No, I think that we can all find something that we love about that picture. You might enjoy the fact that it shows the inner conflict of good verses evil, that the influence of the bad out numbers the good, symbolizing how easy it is to fall from the graces.
Me? I like it cause it is hot girls jumping up
and down on a trampoline. Also it is hot girls jumping up and down on a trampoline.
But for what ever reason you enjoyed the show, you have to admit they did bring
us this.
That is right, America and a midget who's soul purpose is life is to make me laugh and feel happy that I am taller then he is, and always will be. Without these two things, where would we be in life. I will tell you, Britain, and no one likes waking up in Yorkshire in the morning, no do they? DO THEY!!!
Now it is going to be hard going for awhile, but I think that me and the majesty of my Wang will make it. I mean, they are only replacing Jimmy and Adam with two people that they found off the street, it isn't like the show is going to be canceled or anything, it just isn't going to be fucking funny any more. I guess that all that means is that I am going to just not listen to what the fuckers are saying. Hey, The Man Show was always good about being better then alot of soft-core porno that I have seen.
So this raises another question, should I be separated and educated differently from the rest of society, just because my Wang rules most of the know world? Should I be placed on a pedestal because I understand how to make women want me, and men want to be me? Should I? Well a bunch of people in New York City, who are using my tax dollars think that I should be, not to say that they are wrong about how great I am, but mainly I am content to know that I just rule.
So maybe these people lost site of the goal, maybe they read this webpage and thought, hey if smart, cool, hip people get to find this place, that means that a small chunk of the world isn't going to get it, that means that they must be lesser people then I, who have found this source of enlightenment. That means that it is ok to lift those who are greater, simply by finding this page, and thus punish those that are lesser.
So I don't really know why they attacked people who enjoy having sex with the same gender. Just to let you all know, I am really not for this entire thing. Why might you ask? Well I will tell you, you take away the people who like to sleep with people who are of the same sex, and you lose this:
And no one wants that, now do they.
Look, for those of you out there who think that people are lesser then you are, just because they want to sleep with some who happens to be of the same sex, fuck you. There are kinds of valid reasons to think that someone is lesser then you, they are dumb, they drive like assholes, they come from Delaware, they are women, but none of these are valid reasons to make them feel unwelcome in society. Look, if someone really is a lesser person then you, they are going to end up punishing themselves in the long run. And what happens if they don't seem to be failing in the long run, but they seem to be doing better then you are? Well by rules of logic they aren't lesser people. (My logic is the only the world knows.)
But that still doesn't prove the point that people who like to have sex with people who happen to be of the same sex as they are bad people, or lesser beings. They shouldn't be placed in there own schools, and hell, if they are being bulled in school enough to warrant them needing a special place to be, then that might probably mean that the law enforcement in the area isn't doing its job, now is it? Gay, Lesbian, whatever they are, they are equal to you and me. Also, without lesbians you couldn't have three ways, now could you. Just think about what Adam and Jimmy taught us. They taught us to love. To love this,
and not judge them. Say it with me now:
Grab a beer and drop your pants... Send the wife
and kid to France! It's a place where men can come together... It's the Man
Show!!! Look at the cans on this chick, her name's Heather! Quit your job and
light a fart... Yank your favorite private part! Juggy girls on trampolines...Time
to loosen those blue jeans! It's the Man Show!!! It's the Man Show!!!
Here is a present for all of you. Remember them well. Good-bye, my friends.