1/16/06 5:12 PM
"Stop Playing WoW"
Dear Jackass Gamer:
I know that you started playing World of Warcraft because everyone else at your office already was. Congratulations on your purchase. I am glad that you can find an electronics store that is willing to charge you 65 dollars for a 50 dollar game. That says that you have both excess money and that you can't be bothered to shop around.
I am sorry that once you purchased your game you found out that everyone in your office was a high level player searching out for their uber loot. I am sorry that you once again failed to impress them with your "don't ask questions, just follow the mob where-ever it's going" mindset. That is indeed tragic.
Commendations are in order for your prowess using the internet to find someone who was not only willing to level you but also willing to get you all of the "phat lewt" that you needed, impressive. I am also glad that you were able to hand over the several hundred dollars it required, way to solve that problem.
It is too bad your fellow employees didn't see it that way and are upset at your lack of gaming ability and how you snubbed their faces with your quick thinking. I guess that you can't win with those people. They are a mob who won't think for themselves, after all, right? Good for you reporting them for playing that game at work any way.
I know that since you spent well over a thousand dollars having someone else finish the game for you that you would like to play the game itself. I am glad that you end up playing it so little, and only on weekends, also that you are happy to buy all of the worthless items that I happen to throw up on the Auction House. Thank you for buying things what I was just going to sell to a NPC for much, much less.
Thank you for ending up in my group for the PVP fest known as "Battle Grounds". The trash you talk about the rest of us "not being able to do our jobs" really does teach us a lesson about team work and role assignments. I hope you slap the same kind of sense into your girlfriend, nightly. Seeing as how you are a Warrior who seems to think it is his job to stealth kill your advice just boosts my resolve that Blizzard should fix the game to how you, and no one else, wants to play.
The game gives out military rankings for how many people you have ended up killing, and damned if that doesn't make you a Coronal in real life. You aren't a desk jockey at a dead end job. Thank you for your insane orders that I experience during our last outing. "Defend that house!" pretty much confuses me, because the house you were referring to holds no value for a "capture the flag" type game. Jumping out from shrubs and yelling "boo!" at the enemy to make them "Drop the flag out of fear," was simply an inspired idea.
When that guy asked you where you got your shield, and you say "some hobbit gave it to me for a quest I did." and called bullshit on you I couldn't believe the insist into your soul it took to report them for cheating and griefing! Who cares if he didn't do either, he should know better when he sees such a manly statue of humanity as yourself.
Thank you for blaming the rest of us for losing the battle. It was our fault. I am sure the stats posted at the end of the round were as incorrect as you mentioned. You clearly broke them with the master of "/dance" while not returning our flag that was at your feet. As you said, I am sure that the game just messed up, as you said, and dumped all your honor in "Deaths". And in all honesty I think that the developers really need to know about this error. Contact them at once.
Thank you for your time.
P. S.
MayoOnMySauge is the best name for a character on a Role Playing server ever.