3/26/03 10:46 PM
So I was sitting down in my living room, getting really really drunk the other morning, and I thought that since they have fucking bastardized Scooby Doo enough that the next five generations will hate him, I should change the channel. The next channel was Nickelodeon, Since most cable corporations think that only childern watch Cartoon Network, they must have also thought that logicly Nick should be the next channel. At first I thought that this was going to be good, seeing as I remember the channel not hurting my head back when I was three, also the fact that I lost the remote added to me wanting to stay with this channel.
I don't know why God felt like punishing me that day, but he did. For about ten minutes I sat and watched that fucking station. At one point my brain started to think of ways out of what I was being forced to watch. It started with burning my apartment down, then went to break my T.V. Both of these were rejected. I forced myself to move on. My mind wondered more. I could go upstairs and entertain myself... No that was almost as bad as changing the channel by hand... Fuck... That was what I was going to have to do... Mother fucker. I froze, just for a second. Trying to gain energy and see if it was really worth that much movement. After thirty seconds the channel had been changed.
What I had seen on that channel was just short of hell. And not the funny kind of hell that they try and make you think that you are going to in church. This was the real thing, something that you show people in jail and they go straight for. This was fucking bullshit, and people are making there childern watch this bullshit.
I understand the importance of making T.V. programs dumb. You watch the show, you turn your brain off after work. No fucking big deal, we have been doing that bullshit for years. This though... I don't know how people get away with this.
There is a difference between turning your brain off, and turning your brain off so much that it hurts and demands that you never turn it back on because you have just seen the dumbest thing that has ever fucking happened, ever. They pull this all the time. (It started with MTV, making you think that you never needed to think again. Ads would now do all forms of thinking for you. But that was teenagers, they already know that they aren't going to do anything with their lives any way.) And they are doing this shit to kids, making them lose all fucking hope for the future. Damnit, let the little shits have dreams. It is the only thing that is going to keep them warm when they are sleeping in the subway tunnels.
That is why we are going to hell, and you are forcing your childern to drive the fucking bus. FOR THE LAST TIME, DON'T BREED.