5/22/03 2:51 PM
This book should have been called "Giant Arian Youth Will Eat Us All,"
Now, I know that the pain of bearing the last name Whitecock for your entire life must be pretty fucking horrible, but it isn't really a reason to make a book highlighting every point of the Nazi empire that should be held in respect. (But i could see that it would promise a nice Arian upbringing) Whitecock, you have allot of fucking issues, but none more then the company, Rigby Interactive (No web site or cd were included with the book, and I can't get in touch with the fucking people, so it isn't very interactive at all) Library, that fucking decided that it was a good idea to publish this book.
I think the conversation would have gone like this.
Whitecock: "Hey everyone, you know who I think needs mad props that hasn't ever gotten them?"
RIL (The publishing company) "No cock, who do you think needs to get attention for their amazing good deeds?"
Cock: "Hitler. He did so much good for this world, I think that we should make a book showing everyone that he wasn't really that bad of a fucking lunatic"
RIL: "That sounds like a great idea, and lets make it so that the people who might be lured in by this have only the power to read at.. lets say a fifth grade level. That way they will understand our points even more, and we don't have to think them through. Great plan everyone." Then they would kill jews for not believing in Christ and stuff. That is how that meeting must have gone.
When I first say the image above, I had the honest reaction that this book might be trying to show us all not really that Hitler was a nice guy, but that there were things that were overlooked about his actions. I stopped and starred at this picture for several moments. I think that Whitecock managed to find the only known image of a Fat Nazi. I have never even fucking heard of them before, not even in jokes, but it seems that Whitecock could have found one of the only images of such a being to have even been around. Maybe he was just trying to show us all that we forgot about things that Hitler did for us, such as Fat Nazis, or cars that fly, but our government just wanted to keep down, because Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy.
Noticing the path that I was going down with my thinking, I promptly stopped myself. It seemed that Whitecock had put more thought into making this book then I had before starting to review it. He had gone through great lengths to doctor images that would make me think that there were more to things then I had started out to look for. But, he had done a good job, even to make the nazi next to the fat one look confused at his presence, almost to imply that the image was real... No, I must move on, and past this evil image of humor...