3/20/03 7:18 PM

Wow, this is the first time i think that i have ever had a rant lined up to write, had the thing written, and then been forced to write something else. Why? Cause people piss me off, and we have been getting lots of hits because no one seems to understand the fucking concept, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, USE THE BACK BUTTON. It really isn't that hard, you see, for years there people have been writing about how they are better then everyone else. You know what? NONE OF US ARE BETTER THEN ANYONE ELSE.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

First amendment

If you don't love those fucking words, you can't fucking read. I know that this country was founded on everyone being fucking assholes to one another, and ignorant people trying to make the law their bitch. Why is it that everyone feels that they are being taken advantage of? Why can't people just fucking deal with things in a normal manner, this is what is wrong with America everyone, you think that you have something to prove? Know what? You don't fucking do it by suing your neighbor. Use talent.

The only time that anyone really is better then you is when you let them make you think that you suck. Guess what? None of you suck, and those of you who fucking think that i mean that i hate women when i say that i fucking hate the cunts, you need to laugh at life more. Even if i did do it, laugh at my ignorance, don't try and fucking make me bleed for being dumb.

I promise more rant that doesn't try to have a moral from now on. So if you don't like my rant most of the time, i promise, you will hate the page forever, thank you for coming, don't come back.

3/16/03 10:34 PM

I am not invisible, I have to say that before I even start this rant the right way, you don't see through me, I know that I am visible, and I know that you aren't nearly as dumb as you would like the world to think that you are. I just felt that i needed to point that out before i even started to say anything in this rant.

I was eating shitty over priced food at McDonalds the other day, it turns out that for some reason they felt that they didn't need to give me two patties on my double quarter pounder. (I have this death wish you see. I have always wanted to drop dead in the middle of a store, and have some person who is paid under the table by some huge corporation to just mop around me for three days.) Finally after finding out that I really do want to die from this burger, i get up to complain about it. I go to the person who sold me the food and make eye contact with her.

"Ah, this burger only has one patty. I was wondering if i could get another." She looks at me, then down at the patty. Then back up at me. "It was a double quarter pounder," she smiles like a monkey. I get happy because i think that she is starting to understand things now. She points to the burger. I start to nod slowly. She starts to pick at the burger, seeing as it was pulled apart to show the fact that it only had one patty, i frowned at the monkey's action. She looked at me frowning. She said the words that i dreaded hearing. "I am going to have to get my manager," FUCK YOU. This isn't fucking rocket science, this is fucking McDonalds. This patty cost you 1.2 cents, and it costs me about 5 dollars with the entire meal. This isn't hard, this is YOUR JOB.

Why the fuck is it that when you start to challenge things that are outside the normal for someone at their work, they have to go and "get the manager," is that the only way you can become a manager at a store? That you are able to solve the problem of the missing patty? Is that it? I guess that means that most people in the world, when put into a work environment go back to third grade, asking for their fucking teachers to give them support in their actions. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I guess that America's branches of High School should stop teaching important things, like science, and art, you aren't going to use that shit any way. Just fucking sit there and teach the kid how to flip a burger, cause God knows, if that shit starts a fire, we might all die. Is it really that fucking hard to do this shit? IT IS YOUR FUCKING JOB. I am sure that you are "only doing this to work your way through college," or "till i can pay off my crack dealer, so i can have more," sure we have all been there. But why are you fucking retarded? It is a fucking patty! I just want to eat it so i can fucking die on your floor a painful and greasy death. Don't do something stupid like calling in help. You don't need someone to proof this math, consumer got fuck over + complaint = easy problem to fix. Why to do you have to add things like "manager" and "cops" and "please put away the gun, we can get you your food sir" why was "service" never there in the first place?

I know that for eight hours a day you are making the money to fuck your whores tonight, but for those eight hours, smile, think a little, and remember "THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB. YOU WORK HERE"