3/9/03 7:29PM

So I wake up this morning, thinking that it is going to be a good day, seeing as i got laid the night before. I wake up, telling myself that world is all right. The girl didn't seem to be that dumb, and that meant that she should have left before I woke up. Seeing as how I was now awake, and no one was sleeping next to me, that meant that she had left at some point in the night. (Also my last words after sex, right before I passed out were "Get the fuck out." Seeing as I thought that this girl was smarter then the normal one, I knew that she had left.) It was going to be a good day. Their was a smile on my face, which for those of you who don't know me, that never happens. I got laid the night before, and the cunt had left. (for those of you who are confused, they never leave. They sit there and try and suck the life out of you, making sure that you never want to have sex again. Women make you think that you never want to jump through so many hoops for anything again, if you ever doubt the fact that you are going to get something for free, just think about women. Not only do they make you work for it before hand, but they make you work all night making up for it, "Snuggle with me," as well as "why don't you talk" And people don't understand why i dislike women.)

I will never forget the next thing that happened. I hear this voice coming from my TV. That is odd, i think to myself, i didn't even turn that on last night, how is it that is on right now... Then another thought comes through my mind, i don't remember ever hearing that channel before... Sounds... Like... I sit up in my bed and look over at the TV. In front of it is the bitch from last night, (I don't really remember enough from the night before to even really come up with a good name to call this girl, so we will call her the bitch from this point forward, reasons of which will become clear.) She is siting there and watching one of those bleeding vagina channels. (Damnit, i thought to myself, i knew that she was smart, but she fucking reprogramed my TV so that she could watch that fucking shit.) What the hell is wrong with her. She couldn't pick up on the hint that she should fucking leave? Is it really that fucking hard for her to understand that she shouldn't be there the next morning? So naturally i started yelling the the dumb bitch. She looked at my like she was about to start crying. (To this day i don't know why women think that letting themselves start to "Feel things" is any way to get out of something. I mean, how is here getting "emotions" into any area of life going to get you out of it. Back in Nam, doing something like that would have gotten you shot. No one cried in Nam.) So after i was done bitching her out she just kinda looked at me like she was dumb, so i said "And where the fuck is breakfast?" She just looked at me. "Go downstairs and make me food, now." She didn't move at first, so i start to get angry. Finally she moved. My only question is why the fuck does she think that cereal is a justifiable thing to use after she had the wonders of my slong? I mean, i do know that i was the best sex that she ever had, and she did spend the entire fucking night, so why does she think that she can get out of the entire thing with just making me something like cereal?

So to finish the story, she wanted my phone number, and I tossed her out of my apartment. To make sure that something like this never happens again, the poster is now sitting above my bed. And to make sure that it never happens again, you too can buy one. We sell them at the store now. Why do women think that they can get out of using men for sex and a room without giving them anything. And to answer your question, yes, I am an asshole. Real rant tomorrow.

3/8/03 8:10PM

I fucking hate people. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? I mean come on. People fuck you over in everyday life, no matter what the fuck you do. Ever time you look around their are people right there, read to fuck you over. What is their issue? Why do they have to fucking sit there and wait for you to build trust in them, just to prove the fact that you thought that this one might be different wrong? Why are they tools like that? Is it really that fucking hard to make everyone happy, all the time? I mean, look at me, use me as your role model. I make everyone happy all the time, no questions asked about it. And if you think that i can't make you happy all the time, that is because you are an idiot, and don't know how to be happy.

So lets say that i have this friend, and i thought that this was the closest person to perfect that i fucking know. They never screwed up once in their lives. Everything seemed worked out since the moment that i met them. (What the hell is wrong with finding someone in your life and idolizing them? Some people should be put on a pedestal, like me, simply because they are better then the rest of the race, and everyone should look up to them.) This person was basically the person that i went to when something was wrong, which seems odd, because nothing should be wrong in the life of someone as Pimpin' as i am. (I rock) But then they had to go and fuck everything up. I was living in this little happy land that i kept telling myself that i could be as good as (enter name here) if i really tried for it. I thought that it was one of those things, that i was just a jackass, and couldn't really achieve that much in my life to be like them, nothing much. I just sucked. Cool.

But then they had to go and prove that they were fucking human. What the fuck is wrong with people? I mean, dude, is it really that fucking hard to be perfect all the time. Don't people know that someone is look up to you, and you should keep the act up, and try and be better? NO, YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND AND BE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING. YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. I mean, is it really that wrong to not want to allow someone to fuck up, once in their lives? Really.

Let me ask you this little question. If i was to come up to you, and throw you into this little area, what would you do. You are fighting with your (significant other) you go to find comfort with (someone else). Is it really that hard to NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM?!?! No remember, people are watching you, and are going to study your answer. They look up to you, and think of you as some sort of mini-god or something, what are you going to do? You going to fuck the other person? Or are you going to go on with your everyday life, and act like nothing is wrong? Come on, why do you have to fucking turn around be fucking a human being? Why do you have to sit there and make sure that you ruing the illusion that things can get better in life. No you have to go out and think about yourself, and what you need to get by. Fucking people, always thinking about what is going to make life manageable for them, do you ever stop and think about me? I know that i don't have feelings or anything, but you can confuse me for several moments. That just makes me angry though. Thank God that i have my version of Jeopardy to fall back to... wait... that isn't real... FUCKERS!

I bet they planned this, all along too, those fucking humans, with their faults, and their, sorry i can't bend the fucking laws of nature just to make you happy asshole. Well guess what? YOU SUCK!

Moral of the story. Don't be perfect, fuck her in the ass, cum in her eyes, and go find her sister without cleaning your dick, they don't deserve that.

3/7/03 2:02 PM

So it has come to my attention that some of you think that i am a dick. Well fuck you. Know what? I am a dick. And i rant about the fact that i am a dick every fucking day, some times, when i think that you aren't getting enough of me being this dick, i come back and give you all a second helping for that day, i don't have to, but i know that you just want to see things through the eyes of a fucking asshole once more. Thank you. That is cool.

But in line with being a dick and telling you way to much what you are thinking, i would just like to add one more thing, i hate people who have bad teeth. I mean is it really that fucking hard to go out and see the dentist? I know that you are all supposed to fear the guy or something, like he is the biggest jackass in the world who gets off on the fact that he is drilling holes inside your head. (Even though you must have to be a sick fucking bastard to have to chose that as your life long goal. Who the fuck is a child and sits there and says, "When i grow up I want people to hate me?" That is some fucked up child. Yet another reason that people shouldn't fucking breed. They have children like that who say dumb things that can be clearly seen as early stages of hating everything in the world, and themselves, and they don't go out and make sure that the child gets the mental help that is clearly needed. If you child asks to be a dentist when they are young, that means that they want to be miserable. Your child needs help, you are a horrible parent. I hope that you are happy.) But you know what? You fear these holes in your head, so you don't go to the dentist, because you fear him, and the only time that you do go to the fucking place is WHEN YOU FUCKING NEED THE HOLE FUCKING DRILLED IN YOUR HEAD. This is an easy one to figure out, maybe if you fucking wen there, suffered your hour in the chair, and you don't get holes in your fucking head that day, or any day. Basically you are fearing your own fear of fear.. For you retards out their that means that you are dumb.

Now i understand that this rant might not be well received in areas that nation economy is based on avoiding going to the dentist. (I am talking about you Great Britain.) But the fact of the matter is that this is one of those things that you really should go out of your way to make sure works right. Fine let for fucking penis become infested with wondrous puss that will one day make if all off, that means that you can't fucking breed anymore, and if it got to that state, you shouldn't be able to breed in the first place, you shouldn't be able to fucking have sex in the first place, but that is another topic. These are your fucking teeth, you use them to eat things, like meat. You can't eat meat if you don't have teeth. (If you are a women who gives horrible blow jobs one way to get better at it is to have your teeth removed. That and you don't have to worry about them any more.) How hard is it to get up every morning and brush your teeth ONCE A FUCKING DAY? And the truth of the matter? You don't even really have to do that, about once a week is truly enough (for those of you out there who just can't stand to NOT HAVE SNAGGLE TEETH!)

Basically i guess what everything comes down to is the fact that if i had to sell my fucking house so that my teeth were straight i would. BECAUSE IT REALLY ISN'T THAT FUCKING HARD TO HAVE NICE TEETH.

For those of you who hate me, i am sorry this rant doesn't really have anything to do with you. I still hate women by the way.

3/6/03 9:17 PM

Most of us have spent hours upon hours gazing blankly unto the idol that we call TV. I know personally that I enjoy the past time. I think that it is one of the most intelligent things that most American's will do with their day, besides sleeping. What makes me laugh though, is the way that everyone feels this sense of unity when they are sitting around it. For some odd reason, it seems, everyone in the entire area feels that they are one with the person who is drooling down their shirt next to them. I was wondering why this was, as I passed through a crowd of people watching the false idol. What even made things funnier was the fact that jeopardy was the program of choice, (For a crowd of people who are willing to lynch when the image tells them to, any program with thought put into it that gets any form of ratings is... well weird.) Allowing all to partake in the questions of the day.

As this was all happening while I was passing through the local college union, having decided moments earlier that I needed to procure some amount of food for my stomach. After the long 10 minute process of getting to the food, and another 5 to find a place to sit, I found myself strangely infront of the idol that I had just noticed people gawking at before hand. As luck would have it Double Jeopardy was just upon those who were pitted against each other. This was supposed to mean that the questions were harder, time was shorter, the money was more, and if you answered wrong small dwarves came out and ate one of your fingers. (Not having watched the show for some time I started to make up rules that I thought should have been brought into play by now.) But I guess that since the 6 years since I had seen the last episode, "Mel Gibbson" had done enough with his life to warrant an entire topic. I don't really understand what he did, or why all of the topics were named after some dumb thing that he had done within the last five meaningless years of his life, but Alex just decided that he was going to act with a start face any who...

What happened next was strange, not only were the topics dumbed down from the last time that i watched the show (Being only 14 at the time it might have also been the fact that I know more about things worthy of being on "Jeopardy". So either they did in fact get dumbed down, cause I remember the show being harder then questions about cats that I knew back when I was 12 and first started watching the show, or I know more things about "Jeopardy then any other and thus am the smartest human being alive, which is not beyond the realm of things that I see happening this week) but for some reason they had added co-stars to the fucking show. "The Clue crew" what the fuck is up with that? I mean it is fucking Jeopardy, there is no reason that anyone should fucking try and give the show sex appeal. It is a show about being smart. It was supposed to be one of those things that you didn't fuck with, that one thing that gave smart kids in high school a chance to sit there and hope for something in the future, cause God knows that they aren't going to be famous at all being a Chemical Engineer, or anything like that. Hell, they have a cure for some kinds of Cancer and no one knows the guys name who fucking did it. It gave those kids something to hope for, and what do they do? They rip that dream out of their hands in a bloody mess that is going to leave scares for life. I guess that Jeopardy was deciding "to hard for the average mind" and thus "Needed to give more hope to the average person". Fuck that.

The thing that was funny under this entire encounter, though, was the fact that people were helping each other out. They would sit around in groups and help each other with simple, dumb questions. (I will admit that I didn't know all of them, but if you know three entire categories off the top of your head in double Jeopardy, and don't know something else, the rule is simple, don't answer the ones you guess on. Damn I think I just ruined how to play the game...) They all sat around and would answer questions. I heard lots of great comments too, like when they got one wrong they would say either "How was I to know that," or "Yeah, that is what I meant" what? That is what you meant? If you fucking said that on the show they would send the chairs with razor teeth that smell like old ladies to your house to kill your children! You just can't fucking do that. The other thing that I notice and love was the fact that one person out of the entire group would know the answer to a question, and then the entire group felt like they knew that. I am sorry, in this game they give you knives to stab your opposition with. You don't want to blink, let alone feel better when they knew an answer you didn't, if they start to say something that you could finish, cut their throats and take the answer. That is how this game is played friend, you don't hold people close and think that you are "bonding". This is a game about death. This is were geeks get to kill one another, and show how much they hated what happened to them all their lives. That is why they almost never have a five day champ. That is why they try and keep them away from each other. Because those shows, "THE BATTLE OF THE CHAMPS" is a show that is to horrible to show your normal five year old, (The normal show is ok for five year olds, they can handle the gore. You would need a SUPER FIVE YEAR OLD for these shows those are the kind that come gore proofed.) These are the ones that are no-holds-barred. This is the show that you tell your children about. You tape this and tell your friends.

As you can see I haven't watched Jeopardy in awhile, but I like my rules better any way. MAKE THE GAME HARDER AS TIME GOES ON, THE POINT OF THE SHOW IS NOT TO SELL OUT TO THE IDIOTS, THAT IS WHY IT WAS MADE. TAKE MY RULES! I PROMISE MORE PEOPLE WILL WATCH.

3/6/03

I am just mildly confused right now, cause I was wondering, WHEN THE HELL IT HAPPENED THAT EVERYTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN EXPANSION REALESED FOR IT. It started out just fine, remember playing Doom? They had the 500 extra levels, that for some unknown reason was better then the game itself ever even thought that it could be? That you would pay less money for the expansion, because all it did, get this, was expand the fucking game. I remember times like that, when you were happy that this random game that you bought for your fucking computer and six months later you learned that something else was coming out to expand it, for only 20 dollars or something, you were happy? When did we cross the time that the expansion was 1. More expensive then the game itself, and 2. you expected another one to come out.

Don't get me wrong, Half-Life is a fun game, i love killing people, all the time, for no reason. This game gives me the option that i can. But what i don't understand is the fact that i have to pay 50 dollars ever time that another expansion set comes out for it. Why do i want to spend more money for a game that i don't play any more. It isn't even like all of the expansions are that good for it either. SOME of them are good, but not all of them, and if you think you are, you are retarded. Not everything that everyone does is great, perfect, or wonderful. As a matter of fact, most things that most people, or companies do, don't pan out. Remember 8 tracks? They failed. Remember CDs? That worked. Sony tries to do lots of new stuff, and it fails, ALOT of the time. But it also works allot. So if you tell me that everything that half-life has done expansion wise is good, i will shot you in the leg and laugh as you cry.

Not only can you not make a "winner" every time, but i don't understand what most board games are doing now. Take Exalted for example. There are about 7 different books that you have to buy before you can truly "run" the game. You have to start with the core book, then you have to buy something so that you know what kind of monsters their are, and so on. I remember when i played D&D you just had to buy the one book, and that was it. Maybe two or three other things would come out during the period of time that book was in print, but you know what? They were just there to add things in, you didn't fucking HAVE TO buy it. But with the way that shit is going now, you pretty much have to buy more then one thing if you want to play it. Not only that, but you have to wait for them to come out before you even really know what you are doing. Just think about this, you spend $30 so you can play this game, and then you are forced to wait for about two months before you can even really understand what the fuck you should be doing.

If something like this happens to video game, which it is pretty much underway of happening, i am just going to shot about six people. No reason, just going to shot them, right on the fucking spot. Cause i will be more angry with the world then i know what to do with. Tribes wants to go this way. If you have ever played this game, you know that i am right, you want i am talking about. You have to patch the game before it becomes playable. Ultima did this to me. The new expansion came out, i didn't want to buy it, thus i couldn't play the game any more. Until i bought the new one for 30 dollars. I hate EQ, allot., but it never did that to me. I hate it when companies want me to spend money buying something that i won't use. (EQ wants you to buy a new expansion every time it comes out, even though it only really has high level stuff in it.) I know that i have said this before, but i really just want to buy a game once. I want to be able to chose if i want to "Expand" my experience of it. I hate people who are try to force more money out of you, when you don't really want to pay at all any more. I hate to fucking sit around and do nothing for hours, in a boring room, to make that money, i don't want to buy things any more.

.Hack is trying to do this on console systems now. They are putting a game out in parts, they want you to buy it several times. How do they justify this? They give by giving you an anime and hoping that fills in the void of NOT HAVING A REAL GAME. That is right, it stops halfway through, and then wants you to buy it again, later. For as much as they want you to spend on this game, that isn't even really cool. I don't fucking want to spend any more you whores. If i don't like the game the first time, then why do you think that i will fall in love with it when you just expand the shittiness. Stop trying. Just make a second one. That way if that is better, i don't have to own six things to get to that. FUCKERS.

3/5/03

I hate lots of things in this world, not all of them have good reasons behind me hating them. (Children for one. They just anger me. I just sit there and look at them, all the time and think about how little I really do like them. I don't know why, but even thinking about them angers me... Stupid fucking things.) But some of them do have good reasons for me not liking them so well. (Wil Wheaton. He was a dumb ass bastard on Star Trek, he never really did anything that Data couldn't have done. He was only there to make sure that teenaged girls were going to tune in and watch. Stupid things like that. If you take everything that he did when he was on that fucking ship, you will notice that either 1. he caused all the fucking problems that happened in that episode, or 2. His entire part could have been played by a bit fucking actor, and never really had to pay someone to keep coming in every week and filming.) One of those things that I dislike allot is stuff that I have to wait for to make sense.

Now this rant pretty much started because of the movie "The Deer Hunter" I had to watch it for class today, and I was sitting through all 3 hours of it and thinking to myself, "Wow, I really do have to sit through three hours of this movie before any of it is really going to start to make sense in hind site." And you know what? I watched the entire fucking long ass movie, and now my professor tells me that I am really going to have to watch the damned thing again before I start to get any true understanding of the movie. You know what? I gave three hours of my life I could have been masturbating during, and watched the damn thing. (It isn't that I thought that it was a bad movie, but TV has told me that if I don't understand something the first time around, I should be watching/doing something that has to do with sex. TV is good like that. It always tells me that when I fill the meaningless areas in my life with sex that I am a good person.) And that is something else, why do I have to wait?

Women suck, all the time, and never in the good way such as "Yeah bitch you like that cock," No, they have to suck like, "Damnit you dumb bitch I can't believe that you fucking just threw away my entire comic book collection, and what? You are fucking my best friend, you damn CUNT!" They suck like that. And if you think that you can get around all that bullshit that they are going to try and put you in, then they do their other dumb shit, they try and make you have all these commitments to them before you have sex. This I don't get, most of them don't want children, and don't want you to get to close to them to fast, or some shit like that, but you have to "prove your worth" before they even fuck you. I don't get that, if you are going to fucking try and drive me the fuck away, and make me never question the fact that I don't ever want to see your dumb bitch ass face again, then why are you trying to make it so that I have to stick around? Are you trying to confuse me? Cause it is working. Are only those that make it out of the mental mind fuck the ones that are worth your time and fucking horrible sex? (Cause most women are really bad when it comes to sex, trust me. You tell yourself it was worth it. 90% of the time it wasn't worth the fucking effort.) Why are you making me work so fucking hard before you see any results?

You know what? Do you fucking women know why there isn't any fucking "Good men left" (As most of them normally complain about) Because of stupid shit like this. Men didn't event play fucking mind games, women did. They thought that they were getting the fucking shitty end of the stick, cause they never fucking cared what men were doing, they just assumed that their bullshit lives of cooking and clean was a harder one then hunting and going to war. You fucking drive a man insane, and then you wonder why he treats you like fucking piss? You want to know why? BECAUSE OF YOU! That is right, the reason that no one loves you is because you are simply unlovable. That is right, no one really cares what the hell you are thinking at all, you are just going to have to suffer through life, making men beg to fuck you, cause you starve yourself to death, and just think about how you look on the outside, and never worry about what kind of person you are, and then what happens? You know what? That guy treats you like shit, you know why? Cause you are shit honey. Men do one of two things when they encounter shit, they either 1. Play with it and make their friends envious that it looks better then their shit, or 2. they fucking just leave it after they are done with their business. That is what.

Why do you have to make us work so hard for something? 99.9% of the time it isn't worth it. I think that it is funny that people saw one thing in their entire lives that was worth waiting for (I will tell you this, it wasn't sex.) And they think that they can make anything better if the FORCE you to wait for it. Guess what? Normally it makes it worse. Thank you Deer Hunter, you have taught us all a great lesson... Isn't funny when you learn someone that you shouldn't have, from something that was trying to teach you something that had nothing to do with what you learned?

3/4/03

First of all I would like to just point out the fact that my parents rock, allot. Now that I have done that...

There are lots of things in this world I don't really know anything about. (How to fly a plane, kill a man with a spork, or make sure that the other person in the relationship is having a "good time".) Most of the things that i don't know anything about i really don't care to how to do, or at least how to form a real knowledge base on. I mean, who the fuck cares if you can fly a plane. Sure, one out of a billion times it is going to come in handy, even if that is your chosen way of life, to fly those damned things, it really isn't needed, cause someone else is more then happy to take over your stupid profession. If i don't update this page daily, someone will... Or you will just find something else to do with your time.

Every once in awhile though, you are given a insight into how much you don't know, and never will, in one of these areas. Today was one of those days. It turns out that my car hasn't been working for about... well over a month now. (For those of you who have had a car, had it stop working, and gone a long time depending on other people to stop what they are doing with their lives and cart your ass around, you know the feeling.) So for some reason my father, who knows more about cares then i will every need the urge to even fucking start caring about, came up and wanted to see if he could fix the damned thing. The crazy bastard drove about two hours so that he could come and see if there was anything that was wrong with my car that he could fix, or if it was something that we would just have to junk the car over for.

So the crazy bastard drove the entire way out here, in -20 degree weather, just to see if there was something wrong with the car that i should have been able to fix in the first place. He arrived just as i was getting to were my car was. We exchanged pleasantries, and he started working on my car. At first it seemed like he was just toying with me, his play side comments of "You can leave now, i will be done in half an hour, come back then," and "Leave now ass" we ignored. I thought that i could 1. learn something useful, and 2. be helpful. He started work on my car.

He started... well he was taking apart the car. He took out the filter... and stuff, and tried to point out what he was doing. I am sure that if my brain had told me that i would ever use this information ever again in the future that i "should be paying attention" but it being -20 out, i went to a happy place, became warm, and smiled. I think that is why my father never really speaks to me... He starts to tell me something that i should be listening to, and i smile alot. I think i was nodding at some point too... The point is i was brought out of happy land by him asking for something.

"What?" I asked. He pointed to something and said "The ratchet, give it to me." The fact that i had several dozen tools in front of me didn't help. I looked down at the tools and looked back at him. "The one in front of you" My hand started to move over tools, his face went form anger, to pissed, to disappointment that his youngest son was a retard. Finally i found the one that didn't look like any other and handed it to him. I think that he wanted to clap, cry, or just hit me with it. He looked at the ratchet and asked for something else. I thought that i remembered the word that he used and picked something up. He frowned then. "No, that is a spark plug," he told me. I was sad at this comment. Finally after about half an hour of fucking up, i was pretty well informed about the tools around me. (Even though i have thus forgotten about everything that he has told me, just a few nine hours later.

I guess that the entire point of this story is that if you really think that you are going to use, or need a skill, that you are going to teach it to yourself, or go through the effort of finding out. Or it could just be that i am a moron, and should stop drinking before i write rants.

People who do stuff for you rule.

3/3/03

I enjoy the word "free" i think that it is one of the most promising words that someone can use. Like "Here, take this free soda," or "Have sex with me, it is free," stuff like that. That is the kinda thing that gets you up in the morning, and gives you the will to live through that day. Always looking for something that you can get for for free. They tell you that the best things that you can get in life, you aren't going to pay for. They tell you that no matter what, you will always be able to find something that will make your day better, for free.

You know what though? People are fucking trying to take away this word, "free". An example would be, well lets say web space. You go to this site, it tells you that you can get this area, just for you, for free. No strings attached. You go there, and it seems promising at first, you enjoy yourself, throw some stuff around. In the end you come up with this website that looks pretty good, about three people care if you are going to post anything tomorrow, but no one really cares. You are in a happy world. But as soon as you start to think that you might like to improve this little page that you have, that is when the free starts to wonder off somewhere. All of a sudden you start to notice the fact that the page doesn't really load any more, that it is slow when it does, and the fact that you have all these pop ups is really annoying. Not only that, but you have to go to like three different pages, just if you want maybe one of those three people to email you. Why? Because you are getting this for free.

So maybe free is still out there somewhere, but they don't want you to have to much for free. Not only that, but it seems that the people who are willing to give you something for nothing, are the products that are the worst to buy in the long run. Look at our website, would you ever want to pay to have a real site hosted on angelfire? I would rather be beaten to death by sausage, have that video taped, and then have someone doctor it to make it look like a porn, then have it shown to all of my closest friends, then host a paid site on angelfire. If you want someone to buy something based on what you are giving them for free then at least make the free sample good. Is it that hard? Just make sure that the free sites are up all the time, make sure that they load, if there are pop-ups, who the fuck cares. Make money off of the fucking site. It doesn't matter that much. You do need to remind them that it is free after all. But when something that you get for free makes you feel that the paid for item would be a piece of shit, you are just hurting yourself.

That is where underwear commercials come in.

Every single time that i have lost my faith in human existence, and underwear commercial comes on and makes me happy to be alive again. And it is the kinda happy that you carry around with you all day. It first started with Victoria's Secret commercials It was like free porno that they would show me when i was up very late at night, hating things. My hate would magically wander off some where, and i would be left with this wonderful feel that everything was right in the world. I mean, where else can you confirm the fact that all that women do when men aren't around is lounge around in in their bras and panties, and then have pillow fights? This "many outlooks on life" as i like to call them, make me understand the universe as a whole. They say "Hey Gillman, look, these women are happy to be mostly naked, in front of you for no reason. We love you," Or something like that. (Who the hell argues with boarder line free porno) Who ever invented this things new what he was doing. When i watch this, i don't even think about what the hell that they are trying to sell, i just don't want the women in it to stop jumping around. You know what else? When they are over, i don't feel sad. I am happy that i was able to have insight into a happy place that maybe not allot of people are able to see.

That is what people should do when they are trying to sell you something. They should make you happy with the free sample that they give you. If someone was to ask me to buy underwear, i would say "Yes, i would like to buy underwear now," but if someone asked me to host a website on angelfire for only 19.99 a month, i would head-butt them into the ground and make them cry.

I guess that i am just a little pissed off that most of america has lost the will to sell things, and just thinks that you are going to buy them because you have to buy stuff, and that the free sample isn't really going to impress you that much. You know what? Maybe people stopped buying things, because everyone stopped trying to make them buy things. Make me want to buy web space, like i want to run out right now and buy underwear for every female that i know so they can have pillow fights and jump around allot when i am not there.

3/1/03

So i was in this High school the other day, trying to pick up young virgin like girls, and all around i see these "Not Me, Not Now" posters all over the place. I stop and i think to myself. "With that kinda shit all over the place, i might have to try to get women into bed" So i tried to think of the easiest way for me to get these young, simple minded persons into bed. That is when i came up with this campaign. I call it, the "Give sex a chance" campaign. It tells young girls that they should experiment with sex, and that it is perfectly natural to have sex with older men.

I thought that we might have to counter this wave of media that is going around, telling everyone that sex is wrong, and that you should wait until you are married for it. What is the fucking point? So you can be disappointed on your wedding night? That you can sit there and HATE that person for the rest of you life? No, i think not. The best thing that you would be able to do is fuck that person's brains out before you marry them. That way you know whether or not they are any good in bed. If they aren't? There is the fucking door, now leave. It really is that simple. Why would you wait for years and years, just so you can have this horrible first time. You can be lying there, neither one of you knowing what you should be doing, (Because these bastards want to take away porn from us too, trust me they do. Evil plans always have getting rid of porno in them.) because of you years of not being educated enough to fucking learn what you are doing. Not only that, but you won't have any idea on how to please this person that you are fucking stuck with for the rest of your life.

The worst part about this all? That they want you to get married in the first place. Why the fuck would anyone want to spend the rest of their meaningless life waking up next to the same boring person, day after day? It takes all of the adventure out of life. Not only that, but it makes liars out of both people who are involved with it. Take this for example. You are sitting the the mall, looking at the women. Your wife notices this and says "Do you wish that i looked like that?" You stammer for only a moment and say "Of course not, i think you are more beautiful every day!" Or some fucked up bullshit like that. (Because when you are married you have to earn your sex.) Not only does she know that you are lying out of your fucking ass (Women get ugly when they are married.) but she knows that you would fucking trade your entire fucking marriage for one night of hot, unforgettable sex with one of the younger, more attractive models that just walked by? Why do you do this to yourself? Not only that, but the longer that you are in this type of relationship, the more that you want one of the younger models. You keep thinking about them, all the time. Then do you know what happens? One day, maybe when you are drunk, you slip, all the way into one of their fuck holes. You can't tell your wife, and you don't want to stop. So what do you do? You fuck them on the side. You have been made a liar. DON"T GET MARRIED, EVER.

This media propaganda about not having sex is just started by the people who have problems getting laid. They think that since they didn't fucking figure out how to tell a women wonderful things (lies) to get them in bed, until later on in life, that you shouldn't either. You know why everyone had a hard time getting laid in high school? Because everyone before them did, made the choice to make it hard for them, and then decided that they were normal. Fucking decide for yourself what is normal asshole, don't let other people fucking tell you. You are better then that. Know what else? We all fucking lie, it is just a matter of how much you can deal with, and still understand that you are who you want to be.

Life is short, fuck hot bitches.