5/27/03 2:51 AM
So once I started to read this book, I started to understand that Whitecock was really an evil man, and not as bright of a person as I thought that he was. (The Fat Nazi must have been done either by someone else, or was a fuck up that no one had been smart enough to realize before printing) The reason that I am saying this is that he started out the book by saying that Hitler might be an evil man, but we can't over look the good things that he did for the world. OK, I got the Fat Nazi thing, but besides that he really didn't state any good reasons for the genocide thing, as a matter of fact I don't think that he even mentioned it once.
Hmm. If I managed to kill millions on top of millions of people, and someone was writing a book about me, I think that I would like that fact to be mentioned. But keep in mind that at the point that I start ordering the death of an entire race, I might be a little bit insane, and therefore maybe all of my wishes shouldn't be granted... LIKE KILLING AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE!!!
This is my favorite rendition of what happened in WWII ever.
Alright, several things that I noticed off hand that are wrong with the image above, that you at home might not be able to notice. First off, when Hitler seems to have clear aims to take over the world (First panel) I don't understand why he is reading Mein Kampf (His autobiography) doesn't seem to follow the mind of a great man when he reads about his own life, in a book that he wrote, and seems confused by... not so much the words in the book, but the idea of the book itself.
Through the next several panels it seems that Whitecock is trying to justify things such as taking over Austria and other countries. (Sorry we don't call that uniting. When you kick someone's ass to rule them, you conquer them.) And also, Whitecock, just because Hitler said that he was going to march east, and take over the world, doesn't make its alright. That is just like when you are at home, and your mom yells at you, because you stabbed your brother. While your only defense was "But I said that if Timmy made that face again I was going to stab him in the throat with a letter opener," it doesn't make it better, you are still going to get grounded for like a week, and then your plans to make out with Jane Rose are fucked. Violence is never the answer young Timmy...
Whitecock then tries to make France and England sound bad for trying to stop him from taking over the fucking world. OK, this I kind of understand. France, you knew you where just going to give up in the first place, why the fuck did you even try? I mean, really, you were just going to give him your land any way, making a nice little port to attack the allies from. So why the fuck did you even try. Dumb fucking french.
Over all, this image seems to have come from the mind of a 10 year old who's mother didn't want him to make fun of Germans any more, so she asked him to write a letter of apology to the government. His ability to capture events with crude images failed, making everyone look drunk and randomly confused doing simple actions. (IE holding a book about ones life) The captions that were added at the bottom seem only there to insult the people of a country for living, and not knowing their past nearly well enough. Look lady, your kid needs help, and you need to come up with real punishments for once, ones that you are going to follow through with, cause at this point your child is just calling you on them.
HOLY SHIT! NINJA NAZI!
So Whitecock isn't the brightest man in the world, or his drawing and writing ability suck ass. It does seem that he is really good at finding random pictures to excite and confuse you. I didn't really understand the reasoning for ending the book with an image of a Nazi who had studied for years to refine his amazing skills as a ninja, but it seems that he felt that it was needed at some point in the book, (HEY! I KNOW! Why not at the very end of it?) Is this put here to tell me that the Ninja Nazi will kick my fucking ass if I don't follow through with Whitecock's plan for a global understanding of the amazing Hitler? Or is he just a fucking idiot?