Look, if they are fucking dumb, keep them inside.
I am going to start this rant the way that I should be finishing it. I am going to do that because I know alot of you are going to be pissed off by what I have to say. So if you have some issue with it, just think about this one statement. IF YOU LOVE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN, KEEP THEM INSIDE. Or at least fucking teach them better then to play in the fucking road. That having been said.
I drive around all the fucking time, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my life then waste the reason that we are fighting a war and throwing away hundreds of lives. I like to space out behind the fucking wheel going really really fast, you know, to let my mind wonder and to be a really fucking dangerous driver and all. It is great, you lose track of time and find yourself in the middle of Canada with a polar bear eating your tires. You don't know how it got there, but you think that it is really cool, so you beat the fucking thing to death with a tire iron yelling out "Take that you Nazi bastard. I will show you not to update!" And other things like that.
But while all of this is happening, I notice that alot of the time these three year old things, I think they are called children, like to run out into the road and see if I am going to stop in time. Needless to say I feel that their parents aren't doing a good job so I fucking clip the little shits. (I don't fucking kill them, I just knick the dumb fucks so that they will never forget the lesson.) They fall and they scream alot about some pussy ass shit, but the fact is that they have learned their lesson. STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD.
Which brings me to the next very important point. If you must breed, fucking teach the children something that they will be able to use later on in life. Like, "Don't play in traffic, you will die." Or "Look out for crazy people who do 30 miles an hour over the speed limit in a school zone when you are crossing the street." You know shit like that. And how to roll out of the way. All of these things are the basic knowledge that I WENT to school with, they didn't even fucking have to teach me. I already knew it.
So why aren't you fucking teaching your children these things? Why are you letting them off with the fucking impression that my car is the magic fucking school bus? Look, if the thing was more then happy to run the dumb shits over, then yeah, it is. That and if it was playing death metal and the driver yelled alot, and it wasn't a bus, I could kinda see it.
Oh yeah, and the sign should read "SLOW; Children at play."
Unless you want to announce the world that your kids are retarded or something.
If that is the case, go for it.
4/2/03 11:45pm