6/12/03 10:50 PM
Do you know who I hate? Well, yes, I do seem able to hate most people in the world, but this group I really hate. I will give you a hint, they are the easiest country in the world to concur. No, I am sorry, Africa is not a country, and even if it was, it still doesn't make that the right answer, now does it? No, this hatred that I hold, deep down in my heart, to the left of those unbroken dreams that there might be people who don't suck out there. This hatred is pure, like the intentions of a pimp, first thing in the morning, planning the beatings of the ho's who didn't pay last week.
I hate THE FRENCH. That is right, that fucking country that has done next to nothing for us, for as long as I can fucking remember. Think back now, when was the last fucking time that The French even did something right? And no, I will not allow you fucking hippies to say protesting the War on High Gas Prices, as we like to call it around the apartment of unknowingly insane heat, Varms.Net HQ. It isn't that I don't feel that protesting is something that they did right, just as much as it seemed that the rest of the world thought that it was a fucking dumb war, only the French were fucking stupid enough to say so. HEY, DUMB THE FRENCH, WE ARE FUCKING HANGING OUR OWN PEOPLE OVER HERE BECAUSE OUR PRESIDENT IS INSANE, AND THINKS THAT WE ARE ALL OUT TO GET HIM. True story.
The French are just dumb, I mean, look at them. They speak a different language, they fucking smell horrible, they don't fucking shave, (The women) and they think that just because they kind pretend to help during times of crisis and fucking need, that we should understand them. Fuck you THE FRENCH.
See, how many countries do you fucking have to place THE in front of when you are talking about them? Not fucking many. No, I can talk about Germany, and all the crazy fucking porn that seems to leek out of the walls, (building good walls, something that you might want to look into Germany.) that shit is everywhere. (And yes, i am talking about things that happen in their porn) Why do they subject us to this? Because they are the fucking crazy person down the street who feels that just because they are fucking insane, that the rest of the neighborhood should embrace them for it. Good for you Germany, you are fucked up, now keep it to yourself.
But you see that? I went off on Germany and didn't once say THE in front of them. (Are you worried that there is another fucking France out there?) You uppity, smelly, whores. How about you stop pretending that just because you think that you are a romantic country, everything that you do can be justified by love. Know what? I was in love once. Know what happened? Turns out that she thought that the acts of praying mantis' mating ritual was right, thus she tried to eat me. I woke up with the bitch fucking putting salt on my arm. When I questioned her on her actions, she could only say that it was "Nasty" without the salt. (Attention!!! UPDATE!!! See #5!) True story. Yeah, you fall in love with someone, you find out how fucking crazy they are, that is what I learned you dumb fucking country. Go to hell and get a real emotion. Like color... Well that isn't an emotion, but you could work with it. It makes alot more sense then fucking eating each other, now doesn't it.
#1: Literally means to "Bite Man/Men" Yes, this is a recipe to fucking eat human flesh.
#2: Next to my shitty handwriting (so that you would know that they wanted you to "eat" this) the phrase is reminding you to "eat the flesh while hot"
#3: The knife for the dewangifacation. Needless to say, they are sick fucking bastards!
#4: The step by step process of fucking eating you, and everything that is tasty about you. These people are fucking sick!
#5: Some people like salt on their human, some don't. At least I now know why that one night unfolded the way that it did all those long nights ago...
Not only do THE FRENCH think that they are better then the rest of us because they decided that cannibalism was the best, most yummy idea ever devised. they also feel the need to hold class at fucking 8 am. Every fucking class that I have ever heard about that is taught in THE FRENCH is insanely early in the morning. They don't know how to fucking do anything at like, I don't know, noon, when the rest of the world fucking wakes up. You dumb dumb bastards.
The only reason that I ever fucking started taking THE FRENCH was because I was forced to. In high school they tell you that you have to learn another language to finish. I took THE FRENCH because I thought that it would be fucking romantic, and that would be a sure way to get chicks. It turns out that my teachers thought that I was the antichrist, attempted to be burned at the stake, and that all led up to the cannibalism/arm thing. Then I was forced to take another language in college, and of course, I know nothing of Spanish, so once again it is on to THE FRENCH.
I think that we should fucking go over to see these THE FRENCH, and fucking take over this land that they fucking hold so dear. How many fucking times has that piece of shit changed hands? I had a professor start to talk about it once, and I spaced out and started thinking about how great Bear U was, so I really can't tell you any more then it was alot. I hate those fucking foreigners.