Yeah, that is how the movie ends.
What the fuck is wrong with America? And I really mean it this time, not like every other fucking time that I bitch about how much we are all going to die because our children drool on themselves everyday. This time I really fucking mean it. And what I am talking about can be very easily seen in the movie, "Dreamcatcher" .
Yeah, that is right, the Fonz saves the day. I know that you are going to say
that The Fonz saves every day, that it is nothing special. This time he is doing
it in a SUPER SPECIAL WAY. I had this feeling that not everything was done with
the movie, even after the world was saved, nothing else was happening. THIRTY
SECONDS OF SILENCE THAT NOTHING HAPPENING. After all of that, I was a little
worried that the movie wasn't over. Then it happened, The Fonz took hold of
the two touch holes left in the fucking movie. Looking at each other they simply
said "Eh!"
Hey guess what, Jackass, it doesn't work like that. I don't care what fucking super-retard from outer space came and gave you what power, (The entire thing with the super hero mentally handicapped dude was just kind of weird. I didn't know if I should start making jokes at his expense, or feel that it was wonderful that we could finally have RETARDED SUPER HEROS) you just don't fucking make life better by looking at each other and pretending to be The Fonz. Look, I know that you fucking wanted to be him. Look you fucking missed your goal in life. This is going to take time to work through, BUT DON'T FUCKING DO IT ON SCREEN YOU FUCKING JACKASS.
And then after that? The credits role. The movie just fucking ends. I know that there is nothing after this because thinking that this was a sick joke, and sitting through 15 minutes of credits does that to you. An usher came in and looked at me funny, then told me to leave. No super-secert-ultra-morph-into ULTRA FONZ. Fucking nothing. I was sitting there, looking at the screen, praying for something else to happen and telling the usher to go to hell. Nothing happened other then the manager being called.
THAT ISN'T A FUCKING ENDING, THAT IS YOU DECIDING TO END THE FUCKING MOVIE.
Look, the alien eating them all and everyone dyeing is an ending. One of them
going crazy and eating the other one for no reason is an ending. Looking at
each other and going "EH" isn't a fucking ending. It isn't a fucking
scene, hell it isn't even really a fucking thought. YOU DON'T END MOVIES LIKE
THAT.
3/27/03 10:28pm