7/26/05
1:23 PM

Another letter:

 

Dear United States Government,

You suck. Please make a note of it.

You have been picking on my way of life for far too long. While it might be true that in the past several loners who watch lots of porn and play very violent video games have killed people and/or eaten their still living/slowly rotting bodies, that is not the case for the vast majority of us. (The not killing people part. I only enjoy murder and corpse eating in my video games/casual conversation.)

You are so fucking concerned with the youth of America picking up my "adult" past times. You say that it will warp there little minds and cause the to go insane. For your information I have been this twisted for several years, many of them before I ever played video games or watched hours of porn on end.

I hate you all.

You see, the few people in high school who were dumb enough to try and mess with me were mainly the football players and their stuck up girlfriends, AKA cheerleaders. From this I gathered two things: 1. All football players are such Douches that simply my watching the sport people can catch douchitise by watching it. (Douchitise is the uncontrollable urge to become a raging Douche. Look it up.) 2. Cheerleaders are more concerned about being fucked by the entire football team to impress... someone... then they are with making sense or keeping friends.

With time these assholes have grown up to be unhappy adults. The football players have unfulfilling jobs that they hate but have no other choice than to work to support the cheerleaders that they got pregnant. The cheerleaders are happy driving around their SUV's like fucking retards and not taking gentle corners fast enough to cause the tank to roll over and let the world be done with them, all to impress.... someone...

So with their children they instantly give into anything that they want, buying them games and movies and handguns. All the time without thinking about what fucking loser they are producing as a genetic line. (Yes, they are breeding this shit into our culture.) They never stop to think if that porn should be in the hands of children. All they care about is that their kid is popular enough to become captain of the football team or head cheerleader.

So when something comes to their attention that it is unpopular for their kids to have you all raise a fuss about it. You say that it was immoral for that type of content to be there for children.

Fuck you, that shit wasn't for children to begin with. It was for me and my consenting adult friends. Douchebags just gave it to their children. Hey, I have an idea. Ever think of taking it away from your kids when you found out that they shouldn't have it? No? Huh.

Thank you fuckers in government for still letting the same people who tried to bully me in high school pull that shit in my real life. Fuck you.

Enclosed is the most graphic "sexual" image I could find on the internet from that "Hot Coffee" issue you had. I hope you enjoy how graphic it is. Seeing as how I, a man who can masturbate to almost anything, couldn't get off to this.

-Gillman